Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??
Shy bear introduced to other animals by trainers
OH COME ON.
COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF.
GUYS, COME ON. KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY.
I GET IT! THE WHOLE WORLD GETS IT! YOU’RE DATING! GOOD FOR YOU!
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? EVERYONE ELSE THAT IS ALIVE RIGHT NOW WISHES YOU TWO WOULD QUIT PLAYING GRABASS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO PUKE.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THESE NEW THINGS CALLED ROOMS? THEY’RE CRAZY! WHY DON’T YOU GO GET ONE? THAT WAY YOU’LL BE PROTECTED FROM ALL THE PUKE, RIGHT?
SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU BOTH MIRACULOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF COMMON COURTESY OR TACT?
I HAVE BEEN SINGLE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I HATE YOU BOTH.
My evening would start at a classy, swanky night club around seven pm. I am here because I left my watch the previous night where my best friends’ bachelor party took place. At the club I meet Anne Hathaway where we get to talking, having a grand time until we decide to move the party. We head to my Lamborghini Aventador parked out front and hop over to some fancy restaurant, some place with valet and a garden out back. After dinner we make our way back to my place for a movie. Fast forward three hours later, she’s snuggled up against my arm and dozes off, at peace with the world, having found the perfect man.
Then I don my mask and cape to fight crime because I’m the motherfucking batman.