reblor: dakinbacon: my roommate is explaining car rivalries too me. Like, literally, cars that are seen as rivals to each other by cart enthusiasts. The more you know… To* ;))))))) I love when you have typos because it’s just so rare. I do it when I’m drunk on purpose every once in a while so everyone else doesn’t feel incredibly inferior to my superb language skills. ...
my roommate is explaining car rivalries too me. Like, literally, cars that are seen as rivals to each other by cart enthusiasts. The more you know…
Can’t sleep. Buying my first car tomorrow. She’s gorgeous. I’m six and it’s Christmas eve.
I’ve made a habit of staying up way later than everyone else and getting bored because there’s nobody up at 3 am to talk to. Not that nobody’s ever up at this time. Just nobody I’d usually talk to. mmmm. This was really important for all you guys and gals to know. You’re welcome.
Cups of water. Just take a lot of solo cups fill them up with water around...– Reddit user IamLeven on Practical Jokes
This is like fucking Shakespeare
me being intentionally vague
We use a large number of stupid women to forget a smart woman.– Michel Audiard
This evening I helped a damsel in distress.